Wednesday, August 27, 2008

A Word to Parents


Without ruining any surprises from the show, I do want to say a word to parents about a certain audience-pleasing contraption at intermission/half time.

It looks like a child's toy-- but as I learned the hard way, physics kills more people than guns. I am a trained mascot and am always as careful as I can be. But I pray: if you are bringing a baby, please---please---at halftime, put it in coat check.

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