An inside look at the life of a Mascot...currently starring in Emmy Award Winning Letterman Writer Ted Greenberg's Off Broadway Show "The Complete Performer"
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
improtant! disclaimer/correction
In a previous post or two I may have used some language that is offensive to some people.
According to the Official Mascot Glossary (OMG), "hot chick" is a beautiful lady you want to dance with and the term "cockblock" is used for any man who is with that lady.
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hmmm...not a very nice term--but since you broached the topic, would you like me to send you a fig leaf or two...for the team? i think at this juncture you should have the audience put in blindfolds...and, well, you know what to do with the other prop(s).
I don't even know if I would be able to enjoy an encore unless there are a few adjustments to accomodate my religious principles.
If Ted gives you the Mascot turtlenecks or tees to shoot into the crowd, though, i might have to come back to try my luck.
I'll just have to listen to the show with my back to the stage and hope for some Hail Mary passes from you--of the Mascot t-shirt.
I am a highly sought after professional Mascot trained for 15 years according to the Burger method.
I'm currently "supporting" Ted Greenberg's famous "mostly one-man show" The Complete Performer which has been extended as part of the Fringe Encore Series at the SoHo Playhouse.
In deference to the anonymity principle of the Burger method for Mascottery, some of the details of my life have been changed. The details about the present day, and the spirit and quality of my thoughts have not.
Look for my memoir in bookstores in October 2008, Becoming Hammy: How I Completely Conquered Bipolar Disorder By Doing Cartwheels In a Hamster Costume.
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hmmm...not a very nice term--but since you broached the topic, would you like me to send you a fig leaf or two...for the team? i think at this juncture you should have the audience put in blindfolds...and, well, you know what to do with the other prop(s).
I don't even know if I would be able to enjoy an encore unless there are a few adjustments to accomodate my religious principles.
If Ted gives you the Mascot turtlenecks or tees to shoot into the crowd, though, i might have to come back to try my luck.
I'll just have to listen to the show with my back to the stage and hope for some Hail Mary passes from you--of the Mascot t-shirt.
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