An inside look at the life of a Mascot...currently starring in Emmy Award Winning Letterman Writer Ted Greenberg's Off Broadway Show "The Complete Performer"
Monday, September 15, 2008
Correction
It had been brought to my attention that some hot chicks I listed here are married. I did not actually go home with all of them.
One of the many lovely aspects of being realistically fictional is the opportunity to embrace married Catholic women without sending them to the confessional.
I am a highly sought after professional Mascot trained for 15 years according to the Burger method.
I'm currently "supporting" Ted Greenberg's famous "mostly one-man show" The Complete Performer which has been extended as part of the Fringe Encore Series at the SoHo Playhouse.
In deference to the anonymity principle of the Burger method for Mascottery, some of the details of my life have been changed. The details about the present day, and the spirit and quality of my thoughts have not.
Look for my memoir in bookstores in October 2008, Becoming Hammy: How I Completely Conquered Bipolar Disorder By Doing Cartwheels In a Hamster Costume.
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One of the many lovely aspects of being realistically fictional is the opportunity to embrace married Catholic women without sending them to the confessional.
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