The time has come. You knew it would. The Mascot Advice Column. Look for it every Tuesday.
Dear Mascot,
The inside of my mascot head has become odorous through use. Can you recommend a disinfectant and de-oderizer that won’t damage the foam or the padding?
Ted
Dear "Ted",
Thank you for your question. First I would recommend that you stop using words that show you have no idea idea what you're talking about. When you say "mascot head", I believe what you mean to say is the POSTERIOR VENTRAL FACE MASK. Where "face" is pronounced, "fah-chay". Like PACE, the universal Italian call for communism.
That said: Febreze, Downy dryer inserts, and a 6 month supply of Sham WOW.
Please write again; I know everything.
Mascot Greenberg
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