Behind the Ambulance

I think this Behind The Mascot post from August makes this point:

"We mascots have a saying: Don’t eat, don’t touch. That just means, no snacking in your mascot mask. Several of us have choked to death that way. Sandy Anders was dead for 49 minutes and four thousand people stood by and laughed and whooped and clapped and did the wave, thinking the giant rooster was making a dramatic comment on their `deadness'."

I think I said it best in 1996: "I am the only person worth quoting."