An inside look at the life of a Mascot...currently starring in Emmy Award Winning Letterman Writer Ted Greenberg's Off Broadway Show "The Complete Performer"
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
High Spirits
So, last Saturday's 10:30 show at the Soho Playhouse was an ass kicking ass kicker of a good time. Many of my female groupies from the 90s came out... with their perfunctory "husbands" (I can read between the lines, ladies..you know my phone number!).
I am a highly sought after professional Mascot trained for 15 years according to the Burger method.
I'm currently "supporting" Ted Greenberg's famous "mostly one-man show" The Complete Performer which has been extended as part of the Fringe Encore Series at the SoHo Playhouse.
In deference to the anonymity principle of the Burger method for Mascottery, some of the details of my life have been changed. The details about the present day, and the spirit and quality of my thoughts have not.
Look for my memoir in bookstores in October 2008, Becoming Hammy: How I Completely Conquered Bipolar Disorder By Doing Cartwheels In a Hamster Costume.
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