Thanksgiving is near. This means the Presidential Turkey pardon is also near. The Bush administration should let Barack Obama make this decision.
A few thoughts. Obama should:
1. pardon a turkey.
2. secretly send it to Gitmo.
3. let the "prisoners" adopt the turkey as an unlikely but soul-affirming pet.
4. make a hit Hollywood Movie called Cranberry, The Guantanamo Bay Turkey
5. Set the Thanksgiving Day Parade Barney float on fire
The end
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