How gay is this dog? Scale of 1 to 10.1 is gay,
10 is so gay it sleeps with Ted Greenberg.
I think we should see what Greenberg's fans think.
Then tally that against what my fans think!!!
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- I am a highly sought after professional Mascot trained for 15 years according to the Burger method. I'm currently "supporting" Ted Greenberg's famous "mostly one-man show" The Complete Performer which has been extended as part of the Fringe Encore Series at the SoHo Playhouse. In deference to the anonymity principle of the Burger method for Mascottery, some of the details of my life have been changed. The details about the present day, and the spirit and quality of my thoughts have not. Look for my memoir in bookstores in October 2008, Becoming Hammy: How I Completely Conquered Bipolar Disorder By Doing Cartwheels In a Hamster Costume.
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I think if you are tossing the dickies, your face should be on the dickie. I also think that in order to fit your face onto party favors, you might need to convince the big guy [with the smaller head] to invest in turtle necks. After all, the cold whether is coming.
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