Important!!! Correction

I would like to issue a correction and an apology for a post I made yesterday on my new blog. In one post I, The Mascot to Ted Greenberg, referred to my employer as an "asshole".

I am sorry to everyone who thought that by calling Ted Greenberg an “asshole”, I meant he was actually an asshole. I was saying, as I thought was clear, that it is so ironic that Ted Greenberg is so outrageously talented and kind that he's almost an asshole. You know, on the continuum that looks like a horseshoe as seen in the diagram above.

Although my gracious employer understands the true meaning of my post, I feel it is only right to apologize for the vague use of language.