Grandpa Weezy

Some Ted Greenberg fans have already suggested some names for me, his Mascot.

Here are some of the stand outs:

Brett Favre

Here are some examples of failure:

Grandpa Weezy
Whitey McBaldstein
Bald Man From New York
Napoleon
Tool

Maybe Greenberg wasn't clear, but the contest is about naming ME, the Mascot. Not Eliot Spitzer.

How about focusing on the SPUNK and energy I bring to the show? The pizazz? The professionalism? My physique?

Napoleon?? My head is taller than Napoleon.

More ideas! please! Especially from MY fans!