Brett Favre!!!!

Important!!! correction!!

That last post was not me. That was a lady with my head on.

In case you forgot what I look like

Grandpa Weezy

Some Ted Greenberg fans have already suggested some names for me, his Mascot.

Here are some of the stand outs:

Brett Favre

Here are some examples of failure:

Grandpa Weezy
Whitey McBaldstein
Bald Man From New York
Napoleon
Tool

Maybe Greenberg wasn't clear, but the contest is about naming ME, the Mascot. Not Eliot Spitzer.

How about focusing on the SPUNK and energy I bring to the show? The pizazz? The professionalism? My physique?

Napoleon?? My head is taller than Napoleon.

More ideas! please! Especially from MY fans!

A Contest for You, Fans

A friend told me about an e-mail from Ted Greenberg announcing a "naming contest" for me, The Mascot. Funny, I wasn't included in this e-mail blast away off.


I wonder why.





If you've come here for inspiration, here are some nicknames people have given me over the years:

Genius Mascot
He Mascot
Supermascot
Batmascot
Henry Mascot Ford
Geroge Clooney

See what you can come up with!

Thought of the Day

Life is like a box of chocolates: it is a scary thing when you are babysitting and it almost completely melts in your car.

A Word to Parents

Without ruining any surprises from the show, I do want to say a word to parents about a certain audience-pleasing contraption at intermission/half time.

It looks like a child's toy-- but as I learned the hard way, physics kills more people than guns. I am a trained mascot and am always as careful as I can be. But I pray: if you are bringing a baby, please---please---at halftime, put it in coat check.