Some of the perks

A lot of people ask why someone as talented as I am would want to be a mascot. The answer is: ladies.

Note: I am the one in the middle.

Correction

It had been brought to my attention that some hot chicks I listed here are married. I did not actually go home with all of them.

Mad sexy

This girl made my whole night.

I'm noticing a theme

me and a super hot chick

Note to fans:

Ted Greenberg did NOT come home with me and this girl last night.

me and a hot chick YET AGAIN

Me and a hot chick