Big, HUGE surprises

Tonight is the final night of the Fringe Encore run! Encore encore? Remember to hold onto your wine glasses during halftime! And hide your babies!

before and after

Correction!

It been brought to my attention by an angry person that I did not put a photographer's credit on this handsome picture of me. Sorry.

I am so sexy

It's on!

The big Greenberg just e-mailed me your name suggestions for
The Contest to Name The Mascot!!!

All of you are brilliant and some of you are jerks.

Note the difference between "Whitey McBaldstein" or "Alan Greenspan" and something like "Mascot Schwarzenegger" (my suggestion).

I would however, like to thank Ted Greenberg for not including the recent audience mascot name suggestion "Douche Laser".

How he says this works: By Friday September 12 @ 11:59 pm, send Greenberg (tgreenbe@msn.com) your top choice.

Everyone gets a vote & you've gotta vote for a selection other than your own.

And the choices are...
“Kid Complete” (Jeremiah Bosgang)

Ted Zeppelin (Sean Altman);

Buckwheat (Suzette Simon);

Doug (Peter Marsh);

Ed Greenberg (Max Darwin);

Captain Improv (Susan Guidi);

Mr. Id (Jimmy Asnes);

Joe Bubble (Chris Beane);

Homunculus (George Bischof);

The All Mighty Greenberg (Alison Forns);

Headache (Katrina Borgstrum);

Cousin Marvin (David Minsky);

Kid Friendly (Lauren DeGeorge);

Alan Greenspan (Robert Hochberg);

The Masked Musician (Alfie Heinemann);

Smarty McPants (Clare Childress);

Ro Gain (Clint Greenbaum);

Soylent Green-berg (Steve Cohen);

The Lawman (Jeffrey Freymann-Weyr);

Mr. Tedberg (Angry Bob);

Ted numero dos (Hailey Boyle);

The off-velvet Fog (Simon Mandel);

Brett Favre (Jason Greenberg);

Rush More (Michael Downer):

Napolean (David Fuhrer):

Melonhead Ted (Bruce Pross);

Terry Bradshaw (Dave Gerstein);

T-Daddy (Berit Costa);

TED HEADROOM (Alex Levinsohn);

Ted’s Head (Stian);

MASCOTMOi (Tracy Veal);

Ted Greenberg (Elizabeth Margid);

Big Head Ted (Charlie Kasov, Master Lee);

Treenberg (JoAnna Beckson);

Wedgie (Alex Steyermark);

Stavros (Rich Kind);

Dickie (Matt Wayne);

Ted Head (Jennifer Bitman);

Teddy Nosofelt (Stephanie Holmes);

Nell Carter (Darrah Feldman);

Baldy the Pirate (Simon Lovell);

Dr. Fuzzy (Brandon Guyla);

Whitey McBaldstein (Soce);

Mr. Dickie (Gary Rudoren);

Greeny T (Betsy Cedar);

Jimmy Hoffa (Eva Heinemann);

Ascot the Mascot (Sean Altman);

Trevor (Erez Kreitner);

Portnoy (Rick Patrick);

T-lite (Stephen Fischbach)

Attitude adjustment

The jerk I get coffee from every morning just informed me that I am acting like less of an asshole. For his & your information, it is because I am undergoing a radical attitude adjustment in order to bring my Mascot energy into everything I do, not just when I'm "on the clock".

Also I met a lady.

Contest! A Mascot for the Presidential Candidates!

Anyone who comes up with a good name fora mascot for Obama or McCain gets a gigantic hug from Ted Greenberg.

I have not yet informed him of this contest but the man seems to be very free with hugs. Honestly he's of Mascot caliber.