Behind the Mascot

An inside look at the life of a Mascot...currently starring in Emmy Award Winning Letterman Writer Ted Greenberg's Off Broadway Show "The Complete Performer"

Monday, January 5, 2009

DANCING WITH THE STARS

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I just put in my bid to be on DWTS. Yes, I know what you're thinking: Will I be allowed to wear my mascot head while dancing with a fema...

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Rioters

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Ever pull your hamstring and sprain your wrist while trying to escape from a mob at Ted Greenberg's off broadway show? Well, you wait y...

Friday, December 26, 2008

my conquest of last Saturday night

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In fact, yes , this hot chick.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Hot chick & demystification

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This hot chick totally fawning over me is an oil tycoon in Mesopotamia.

Eastern European Sausage Party

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An unemployed war photographer took this picture after last Saturday. I am pretty sure the guy in blue used to be the President of Georgia.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Open Bar Saturday

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Greenberg is trying to kill me. Whenever he has open bars, the audience starts gettinga little too wild. Like less playful domesticated pup...

Boycott the New York Times

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This article about mascots in the New York Times is the last straw. It's an article about "mascots" with no mention of the Bu...

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Mascot Greenberg: NYC; I am a highly sought after professional Mascot trained for 15 years according to the Burger method. I'm currently "supporting" Ted Greenberg's famous "mostly one-man show" The Complete Performer which has been extended as part of the Fringe Encore Series at the SoHo Playhouse. In deference to the anonymity principle of the Burger method for Mascottery, some of the details of my life have been changed. The details about the present day, and the spirit and quality of my thoughts have not. Look for my memoir in bookstores in October 2008, Becoming Hammy: How I Completely Conquered Bipolar Disorder By Doing Cartwheels In a Hamster Costume.

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