Friday, September 5, 2008
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Eventual Correction!!
There was an error in a post Tuesday September 2. According to "law" I am not allowed to post photographs of my parole officer without his permission. I do not have photoshop on this computer but wanted to just "let his wife know" I have every intention of replacing his face with a dolphin head.
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Correction!!!!!!
It has been brought to my attention that my intern who sometimes writes for me made the following errors of judgment in the previous post:
1. As Ted Greenbegr's Mascot, I am in a supportive role and am in no way hoping to outshine Ted Greenberg.
2. Greenberg and I share fans, because "I" do not actually "exist" apart from Ted Greenberg.
3. Hunter, the beloved dog of a very special fan, is not only not gay, but also, it is irrelevant if the dog is gay or not. What is relevant is that the dog is wearing a dickie with Ted Greenberg's face on it because the dog loves and appreciates Ted Greenberg.
Our team at Ted Greenberg is very grateful for the jpeg. Looking forward to the vacation pictures also. "I" thank you.
Dog torture
How gay is this dog? Scale of 1 to 10.1 is gay,
10 is so gay it sleeps with Ted Greenberg.
I think we should see what Greenberg's fans think.
Then tally that against what my fans think!!!
Important! correction
It has been brought to my attention by Ted Greenberg that there was a very bad typo in a previous post regarding the contest to name me, his Mascot.
In the original post, I referred to a fan's idea for my name as a "horrific idea".
That sentence should have read: "Another nonhorrific great name that only confirms the genius of Ted Greenberg's fans."
Thank you very much to the person who offered the idea that I be named "Baldy the Pirate".
Dignity
Baldy the Pirate. Another horrific idea for my name.
For the record, when Ted Greenberg and I fence, it is not a "pirate" thing. It is an expertly choreographed demonstration brought to you by a prominent member of the United States Fencing Assocation, me.
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